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Welcome to my website. I plan to write about movies, music, video games, pro wrestling, and whatever else I damn feel like! Everything on this site is hand-crafted, no AI was used for coding, writing, image editing or anything. The site is going to be perpetual work in progress

Guide to my rating system

I rate everything out of five stars in half star increments, except for wrestling matches. Don’t take my rating system seriously and my ratings shift all the time.

No stars = No redeeming qualities

½ star = absolute dogshit

1 star = Really, really bad

1 ½ stars = this sucks

2 stars = stinky

2 ½ stars = okay, whatever

3 stars = Good, but don’t care to see it again

3 ½ stars = Really good

4 stars = This rocks

4 1/2 stars = Really, really loved this

5 = One of my absolute favorites

For wrestling, I rate matches out of five stars with ¼ star increments, the Meltzer scale. But I don’t go above five stars, no matter how much I want to. My system mostly matches up to the scale above, except I don’t think it’s worth it to rewatch a wrestling match unless it’s 4 ½ stars or above since there’s so much wrestling out there.